Sunday, March 10, 2013

Dear Anonymous:

Dear Anonymous:

Madame L would like to thank you for using her blog as grist for your mill, fodder for your feed lot, compost for your back yard heap, pennies from heaven, or whatever you think it is.

When you write, for instance, "I absolutely love your blog and find many of your post's to be just what I'm looking for..." and then you conclude with the fact that you are a bad credit mortgage broker, you cannot imagine how Madame L's heart sings.

Or when you write, "You managed to hit the nail upon the top and also defined out the whole thing without having side-effects," and then thoughtfully offer to consolidate Madame L's private student loans, well, you probably cannot imagine, either, what a relief it is to Madame L to be able to tell you right here and now that, if she had any private student loans, you would not in a month of purple Sundays be the person she would ask for help with them.

And, Anonymous: Madame L thanks you particularly for your "God Bless you man. Have a nice day." With such a benediction, how could Madame L NOT have a nice day?

And, in return, Madame  L refrains from hitting any nails upon the top and from correcting your idiotic spelling and grammatical errors, you nitwit.

Sincerely,

Madame L
 

3 comments:

Laura said...

God bless the nitwits.

Jeff Wynn said...

Yeah. Without nitwits, life would be BOOOOOOOORRRRRRRING.

Besides, there is a coefficient for that: P = N*x + 7,000,000,000.

...where P is world population, x is the number of forks in your dishwasher tray, and N is the percentage of nitwits we are obliged to encounter in our long lives. Just one more reason to give praise for a short life.

PS: the forks are important.
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Ellen said...

Y'all crack me up. :-)