Dear Readers,
If you need a laugh today, please check out the Amazon.com page for this product.
Do not order the product for yourself. In fact, do not even bother to look at the product's description, although you may be edified by this safety warning:
"Consumption of some sugar-free candies may
cause stomach discomfort and/or a laxative effect. Individual tolerance
will vary. If this is the first time you’ve tried these candies, we
recommend beginning with one-fourth of a serving size or less. Made with
Lycasin, a sugar alcohol. As with other sugar alcohols, people
sensitive to this substance may experience upset stomachs."
Then, warning in mind, scroll down and read the funniest reviews ever. For example:
"As I type this review, I'm on the toilet, surrounded by my dearest
family and friends and a priest. I'm not exactly sure whether this is an
exorcism or if I'm getting my last rites read to me. This very well
could be my final crowning moment. I may never make it back to my feet.
What a way to go. Will I go out by suffocating in a toxic byproduct
stench? Will I croak from my body expelling all essential nutrients for
life? Is this the apocalypse?..."
Perhaps you'd like to order the product for, say, your member of Congress. Or your former significant other who broke up with you by e-mail.
Best,
Madame L
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