Friday, August 12, 2011

Another Tell-All

Dear Madame L,

I heard that Tiger Woods' former caddy, Steve Williams, is planning to write a book about his years as a top caddy, including a "very interesting" chapter on Tiger Woods himself. I heard he's really mad because Tiger fired him over the phone.

What do you think about these kinds of books, Madame L?

As for myself, I'm 

Not Interested

Dear Not Interested,

How on Earth do you think Madame L is going to respond to such an idiotic question? If you, who are dimwitted enough to write a question like that, are not interested in a tell-all book by a nobody in the world of a boring activity which can't even be called a sport, how much interest do you think Madame L might have in said book?

Madame L usually wishes the best for her readers, but for you, Dear Reader, she just wishes you would ask a real, that is to say, an interesting and intelligent, question.

Good luck with that,

Madame L

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