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Friday, July 19, 2013
Guest Comic on Getting Out of Purgatory
Madame L welcomes Jared, who sent her this comment on the news that following Pope Francis on Twitter will reduce your time in purgatory:
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This sounds like a band lineup for Oz Fest. Isn't Purgatory like a Slayer cover band or something? And Sin of Onan, didn't the break up when their drummer died? And we all get that musicians only bathe on weekends, but can we go back to the 70's when it was called funky fridays?
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