In honor of this day, Madame L presents to you, Delicate Reader, two new questions and answers:
Question 1: When is a married man in a bar lying?
Answer: When his lips move.
Question 2: What did Rev. Billy Graham's wife Ruth say when asked if as a Christian she would ever consider divorcing her husband?
Answer: "Divorce? No. Murder? Yes."
1 comment:
Glad I'm not married to Billy Graham.
En serio, I'm very mindful of what Florence Hinckley said about Gordon B.
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