Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentine's Day!

In honor of this day, Madame L presents to you, Delicate Reader, two new questions and answers:

Question 1: When is a married man in a bar lying?

Answer: When his lips move.

Question 2:  What did Rev. Billy Graham's wife Ruth say when asked if as a Christian she would ever consider divorcing her husband?

Answer: "Divorce? No. Murder? Yes."

1 comment:

AskTheGeologist said...

Glad I'm not married to Billy Graham.

En serio, I'm very mindful of what Florence Hinckley said about Gordon B.