Dear Madame L,
I just found an amazing ad in one of my favorite magazines for cigarettes made from organic tobacco! Is that great or what?
What do you think about that?
Oh, you love to tease Madame L, don't you, my dear reader.
Wikipedia has a very comprehensive article about smoking and lung cancer, including a fairly grisly image of a lung of a smoker.
Madame L supposes that if you want your various cancers (and heart disease, emphysema, high blood pressure, decreased fertility, bad breath, stained fingers, etc.) to be organic, you should go ahead and smoke those organic coffin nails.