Thursday, May 5, 2011

Organic Cigarettes

Dear Madame L,

I just found an amazing ad in one of my favorite magazines for cigarettes made from organic tobacco! Is that great or what? 

What do you think about that?
Smoking organically


Dear Smoked,

Oh, you love to tease Madame L, don't you, my dear reader. 

Wikipedia has a very comprehensive article about smoking and lung cancer, including a fairly grisly image of a lung of a smoker.

Madame L supposes that if you want your various cancers (and heart disease, emphysema, high blood pressure, decreased fertility, bad breath, stained fingers, etc.) to be organic, you should go ahead and smoke those organic coffin nails.

Good luck,

Madame L

1 comment:

AskTheGeologist said...

You forgot "Smoker's Face." This has been documented: someone who smokes also has collagen damage to facial tissue, so a 30-yr-old smoker will have a face of a 45+ non-smoker.