Dear Madame L,
Are you going to watch Will and Kate's wedding on April 29? Some people I work with say they're going to call in sick so they can watch it, and I've heard that other people will be staying up all night, getting up at 2 in the morning, and all kinds of crazy things so they can watch it.
So I'm wondering,
What about you?
Madame L has many more important things to do than change her schedule in order to watch some frou-frou wedding full of pomp and circumstance, involving a monarchy which some of her great American heroes died fighting, to free Americans from all that nonsense.
So Madame L will be DVR'ing the wedding.